wait so if percy is son of the sea god is he like fish jesus
i’m so done
Tracks
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
hello whats ur emergency…so who’s gone missing…um…cotton eyed joe ok…so im going to have to ask where did he come from and where did he go..are you still there madam..hello??/
is nothing off limits
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me:
*saves pokemon game*
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me:
*quickly checks game again* did i save it
I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
a scot from scotland with the last name scott nicknamed scotty drinking scotch
(Source: sarcastic-young-generation)
every fucking time this gets me
